Lucy Turns 27 (and other various bits)

hollywood! how glamorous! a hollywood wax sounds all things glitz and glam; the MGM lion, the golden age of movies, underage film stars on diet pills. in reality, there’s nothing more humiliating than being nude from the waist down and having your pubes ripped off by a random lady.

my top tip for ANYONE thinking of getting a hollywood wax is to envision yourself as a movie star and you’re prepping for 20th century fox’s next BIG HIT. honey, you’re a star!

but also, for anyone ANTI hollywood waxing, that’s fine too. i personally like it, but i know people don’t, and that’s okay. it’s not for everyone. but if it IS for you, you better start prepping for those photos of you unveiling your star on the walk of fame and an on/off relationship with the best looking actor the world has ever seen!

we did it joe. you’re going to be the next president of the united states. photo of said lasagne below. i would give it a 7/10. the pasta was a bit too al dente for my taste but my god do i make a good bechamel

that’s all i have to say on the matter. it’s an undertaking, but if anyone can do it, it’s me

just found sterling duals in an offy. live is worth living again ❤

wow. my first blog post. go me! this is something i really wanted to do as i entered my 27th year (although i think it’s my 28th year technically, as your 1st year is when you are zero. complicated, huh?!) because i think this is a challenging age to navigate. you’re no longer in your early to mid 20s, and people are around you are working their dream jobs, buying houses, getting engaged/married, heck some people are even having kids. anyway, i thought a good way for me to navigate this age was by starting a blog and sharing my thoughts and feelings online, because i’m not famous enough to have a podcast. so here we go. my first blog post. yay!

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